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Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Investing, Education, Business, Self-improvement

4.3 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 97 minutes

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0:00.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.
0:03.0	This is the spending of a child. Yeah, you are the parents! It's literally a joke in our friend group about how much he pivots different businesses. You can't just jump ship when it gets hard, because every time it gets hard, we pivot, and then guess what? We have nothing. You're the one who's jumped ship like seven times. No, I'm fully invested in this. I'm just trying to like freaking buy groceries for our kids and we can't even do that.
0:24.7	Can you? We have nothing. You're the one who jumps ship like seven times. No, and it costs us our house.
0:21.0	I'm just trying to like freaking buy groceries for our kids and we can't even do that. Can't buy groceries? When my kids have to experience like the lights going out multiple times during the year and they're asking me. Yeah. You had utilities cut. It's so bad. It's so bad. You guys are not meant for each other. I'm used to living Feaster Famine.
0:37.7	That's just kind of been, even growing up, that's what we had.
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1:22.0	We live in Phoenix, Arizona. And this is financial audit. Mm, you guys smell that?
1:29.5	Mm.
1:30.9	Coffee.
1:31.8	Lucky.
1:33.4	I didn't get coffee this morning.
1:34.8	Mm.
1:36.2	Gosh, Mormons.
1:38.5	It just must suck to not.
1:39.4	She loves coffee.
1:41.6	What the fuck you're, that's a bad Mormon.
1:42.5	I'm a Jack Mormon. I'm a Jack Mormon.
1:43.1	A what?
1:43.5	A Jack Mormon.
1:45.3	I. Is that a different profit that I don't know about?
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