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Inside the Closet

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Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Hey Closeteers, thanks for checking out this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Emma and Matteo need your help, who can sneak them into a gym? We need weight, we need machines, we need treadmills, and we need them now! We talk about some of the latest news including Biden's VP pick, snakes on the train, and anti-maskers. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram! Checkout Emma's new Tiktok account too Whatsupemmawillmann Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

0:05.0

Inside the closet.

0:07.0

Welcome to another episode of Inside the Closet.

0:12.0

Welcome to another episode of inside the closet.

0:12.5

Well, so what day is it?

0:14.5

What time is it?

0:15.3

Who knows?

0:16.3

No one knows, no one cares.

0:18.2

My whole life now is me hanging out with Liz and Jose and Angelica at the cellar.

0:23.0

So I go down and get kapuccino, I hang out, we eat, we gossip.

0:27.0

I've turned into an old Sicilian man where I have my spot with my crew, we hang out on the street and judge everybody that walks by. And that's what happens too when you

0:35.7

when you don't have more life that you're creating on your own because no one is because of Corona so then you have to like

0:40.7

you're literally like resorting to the people on the street to judge because it's like we I've judged everyone I could in my life and me so what's that wearing?

0:48.0

I'm judging a lot of these like really

0:53.4

muscular in shape men walking by because I'm like where are you working out like you could not have

0:57.6

maintained this body for five months like I'm doing I'm I have my I'm trying really hard this week. But me I'm talking like

1:07.4

football looking guys I'm like an in shape European person I'm not like I can't game like giant

1:14.6

Yeah, what do you think they're doing actually I've wondered about I don't I the devil the

1:19.4

deal with the devil something I don't get it I'm like they look huge I'm just so insecure you know

1:25.9

Justin Silver I know you know yes we've been chatting he's gonna try and help me find a gym to sneak into if anyone knows a gym in New York City I can sneak into.

1:34.2

I'm interested too, because I'll be there in September.

1:36.4

Well, I've seen Justin doing like,

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