Inside the Bathroom

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Hey Closeteers, please hold for technical difficulties.... and we're back! This week on the pod Emma and Matteo talk about doom scrolling, how certain people turn into a tornado when they're drunk, and the pandemic. We also talk a little inside baseball about comedy writing, and style. Be sure to check us out on Patreon, and send us your UFO sightings! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:07.0	I'm sitting next to my new pillow.
0:12.0	Yes, and I'm in the bathroom again.
0:15.0	I'm in another episode of inside the closet.
0:17.0	Here we are.
0:18.0	Hold on.
0:19.0	Here we are. Far away from my computer removing my fan.
0:22.0	So we have more ghost story follow-ups and plenty to talk
0:28.0	about but the reason why for our Patreon listeners the reason why we couldn't do
0:31.9	video today.
0:33.0	Emma, would you care to explain?
0:35.0	So there's no there's no spectrum
0:37.5	Wi-Fi in California right now and I don't I it went out yesterday and we
0:41.5	thought it was just our apartment building, but I guess something with the fires or something there's no spectrum in California.
0:49.2	Supposedly there's no spectrum other states too, but's all I know and I got to tell you
0:54.7	not being able to check the internet is driving me
0:59.7	NOD because usually my phone usually my phone's off going line is going like really really
1:05.9	slow to so I I like walk because my I don't get very good reception in my apartment
1:10.2	anyway so I like walked around trying to find where I could down go on CNN but I can't check it from the apartment and I normally check it I didn't know that you're all day
1:18.0	CNN I check CNN or whatever I'd say I used to check it like once every other day before Corona and then I
1:26.6	started checking like two to three two to five five six and now I check it like
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