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Inside the Closet

Every Kiss Begins with Ketamine

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers, we've got a great episode for you this week! First and foremost, is anyone in Japan or on testosterone? Write in, we want to hear from you. Emma and Matteo get into a lively discussion about the suburbs, ketamine, and plastic surgery. It's a really fun episode, and we're getting real tired of quarantine, so please write us!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

0:06.0

Finally did it.

0:10.0

Finally did it.

0:11.0

Inside the Closets. How you doing, Mateo?

0:15.0

You know, getting sick of life. Life. I was recently I've been getting in bed earlier and earlier I don't know what the

0:33.6

fuck I was doing all night at the beginning of quarantine I didn't I wasn't in

0:36.6

bed so early but recently I'll get in bed at like 8 o'clock 9 o'clock and

0:41.4

it's just because I've got nothing else to do.

0:44.4

So I'm like, well, I'm going to bed.

0:47.3

And Saturday night was, and Ashley and I have kind of stopped watching TV so much because in the beginning we were watching like tons of TV.

0:55.0

Now we were kind of over that.

0:58.0

We've watched everything so we were in bed.

1:01.0

You're like, you're like, oh, I don't feel, like in the beginning of quarantine,

1:03.6

you're like, I don't feel guilty about watching TV.

1:06.1

We're in a pandemic.

1:07.1

And now you're like, okay, so if I actually went missing right now,

1:14.0

like I'm going to the worst scenario in my head,

1:19.0

I'm like, at what point am I just gonna go,

1:21.0

like because I'm so bored right my life at what point does

1:24.6

kidnapping sound fun right right right I'm available I just there's some kind of

1:31.1

you know what I could post on.

1:32.8

It's just, I'm sure someone's gonna be offended by that.

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