Craig's Cousins

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks with his cousins about run-ins with the law, looking out for family, and how to make "Spread." Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Exclusive merch!https://patreon.com/craigconant/ Are you a fan of stand up? Download and subscribe to Comedy Showcase App!https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 For tour information check out http://craigconant.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a
0:05.0	6-0 in progress of most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is in.
0:11.0	Get back here.
0:14.0	Hey, what's up?
0:16.0	This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:21.9	That's me.
0:23.6	All right, everybody.
0:24.7	This is my family.
0:25.7	And as a family, we always say you should always be packing.
0:29.9	And we don't have firearms because we try to.
0:31.9	Are you rolling?
0:32.5	Yeah.
0:32.9	Okay.
0:33.7	But we got these bad boys.
0:35.0	Everybody.
0:35.4	Oh, shit.
0:36.8	Oh, shit. Family reunion. Everybody, oh shit. Oh shit.
0:37.9	Family reunion.
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