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Community Service with Craig Conant

Bill Burr

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5774 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Hot off his SNL debut, Bill talks about his hosting gig, being a dry drunk, and staying away from the ocean.  *First three minutes censored for monetization.*   Follow Bill!IG - https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr/ Monday Morning Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345   Follow Craig!Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Official Craig Conant Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/   Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Exclusive merch!https://patreon.com/craigconant/   Are you a fan of stand up? Download and subscribe to Comedy Showcase App!https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017   For tour information check out http://craigconant.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

Stop!

0:02.0

Police!

0:03.0

Oh shit!

0:04.0

We have a number 6-0 in progress in most of each.

0:08.0

Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is in.

0:11.0

Get back here!

0:14.0

Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.

0:19.0

That's me. Hey everybody. This is community service with Greg Conan.

0:22.7

That's me.

0:31.8

Hey everybody. Today we have a big damn guest and our podcast is brought to you by my Patreon.

0:40.8

And I just wanted to thank all the OG Patreon people that have been me since day one that have funded my podcast and paid my producer, Chris Lund.

0:43.4

And that's an alarm going off because I have a rehab show via Zoom.

0:47.8

It's going to be a shi-show.

0:49.7

Nothing like performing for junkies through the internet, right?

0:53.1

Am I right?

0:53.5

Just kidding.

0:53.9

It's over. This is a weird intro. Thank you, Patreon members, subscribing to my podcast. Nothing like performing for junkies through the internet, right? Am I right? Just kidding. Get sober.

0:54.6

This is a weird intro.

0:55.6

Thank you, Patreon members, subscribe to my podcast since day one.

0:59.1

Daniel Neves, Cody Chris, Garrett Smith, Yvette, Brittany Kozdao, Miss Amber Nuo.

1:08.2

Have a feeling that's not a real name?

1:09.7

Kayla Archer.

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