Emma Willmann

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2020

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Emma talk about croissants, losing teeth, and the five stages of grief. Follow Emma!IG - https://www.instagram.com/emmawillmann/ Follow Craig!Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Exclusive merch!https://patreon.com/craigconant/ Are you a fan of stand up? Download and subscribe to Comedy Showcase App!https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 For tour information check out http://craigconant.com

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a number 6-0 in progress in close of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is in.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. Hello! This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:28.7	Hello. Hey, what's up? Community Service, mother stinkers, no cussing.
0:35.7	And thank you to my new Patreon people. Thank you Justin Sausa. Just like the tequila.
0:41.1	Soza. And I'm going to Austin, Austin, November 5th, everybody.
0:43.5	I'm taking Aline Makovsky.
0:46.0	Hopefully Rogan will give us some venison.
0:49.0	And we're at the Vulcan Gas Company.
0:50.8	The ticket link is on my website.
0:52.4	It's on my Instagram.
0:56.1	And November 5th at the Vulcan Gas Company, I'm going to promote heavy. You'll see it on my F. It's on my Instagram and November 5th at the Vulcan Gas Company.
0:58.0	I'm going to promote heavy. You'll see it on my feed, story,
1:00.2	website, all of it. If you can't find
1:02.2	the ticket and you want to ask
1:04.2	me, you're a dumb, dumb.
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