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Baby Geniuses

Craig Rowin / Jake Regal

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2016

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! You’re now tuned into our favorite podcast! This week we’re discussing our favorite theoretical fecal transplant techniques. Some are more intimate than others! Emily got to see Hamilton and showed restraint about her social media sharing of the event. In an extra spooky Wiki of the Week we touch on The Hairy Hands, an English legend. Craig Rowin stops by with some disarmingly earnest public access TV comedy clips. He has a really cool and very soft t shirt collection. In Expert Hour, Thierry Henry (not the football star) delights us with his incredibly graceful movements. As Artistic Director of Cirque Du Soleil, he’s able to give us an insider look at their future productions. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Craig Rowin Jake Regal

Transcript

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.3

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything

0:23.7

baby geniuses. Oh, we don't know.

0:26.0

Welcome to baby geniuses.

0:28.6

A baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa.

0:31.2

Hello babies.

0:32.4

Hello, Hello babies. Hello Brit the babies. Someone recently wrote that our

0:36.2

intros were getting too polished. Who said that? The last email we got.

0:40.4

Really? Yeah. They were like,, your intros are so polished now. I think that they were being

0:46.0

sarcastic. You think? Maybe not. You can always muck them up. Let's get sloppy again.

0:54.0

Get sloppy!

0:56.0

We're in a post-Lamanaid world now.

0:58.0

We really are. Oh my God, I was just listening to our podcast,

1:02.0

because I listened to our own podcast.

1:03.6

Yeah, me too.

1:04.6

You just got a, you know, it's like a quality checking.

1:06.3

It's a quality control thing.

1:07.4

You know, after it's released, so there's nothing to do about it.

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