Brittani Nichols / Kristen Studard

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2016

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Are you ready to chase greatness? We are, no thanks to the buggy Duane “The Rock” Johnson iPhone alarm clock app! On today’s episode we give advice to a 29 year old virgin who is probably overthinking everything. If you listen to today’s Chunch Chat segment, you’ll learn that Martha Stewart still has three friendly miniature Sicilian donkeys. On Wiki of the Week, we touch on Sun Showers, which are an interesting meteorological phenomenon with remarkably similar folkloric names around the world. Most names involve references to tricky animals giving birth or the devil. Brittani Nichols joins us to talk about her Hamilton podcast, the appropriately titled Hamilton The Podcast. Kelly Kellerman preps us on the unbreakable rules of brunch. Maybe pour a mimosa before you start listening to this episode?

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses baby This is Baby Geniuses
0:14.0	Baby Geniuses
0:16.0	We know everything
0:17.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:20.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:21.0	baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses. We know everything.
0:23.0	Baby geniuses.
0:24.0	Tell us something we don't know.
0:26.0	Hello babies.
0:27.0	Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily.
0:29.0	I'm Lisa.
0:30.0	Thanks for listening to our show.
0:32.0	Good day. One, two. Thanks for listening to our show. Goode!
0:34.0	One, two.
0:35.0	I don't know.
0:37.0	How's it going?
0:38.0	Good.
0:39.0	It's hot.
0:40.0	My place is full of flies.
0:41.0	Yeah, it's exciting. Yeah. It feels like, ooh, am I dead?
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