This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now he's Armstrong and getting it.

Live from Studio C.

Please, Signor.

Really hoping to not fall and break our legs moments into the show today,

make our OA all the way down the hill and be successful

with a brand new week of intermation for you, coming fast and furiously from so many different

angles. And today, swalluming from story to story, if I might further torture the metaphor,

or jumping in the air and doing a backflip and landing on one foot of infotainment.

But today, we're toiling under this title.

Roger Goodell says learn Spanish gringoes, or which do you prefer?

Stupor Bowl or Pooper Bowl?

What is the message that I'm being sent by the NFL, by having a 40-minute show that's not in my language?

What is the message being sent to me there?

Step aside, white people, the Hispanic Hispanic multicultural America is here, and you're going to take it.

I knew that his songs were all in Spanish, so that didn't catch me by surprise,

but when it turned out it was some sort of, like, play that opened with a still screen with words on there to like set it up for you and no

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