Anti-Lockdown Protests Erupt in the U.S. & Trump Moves the Death Toll Goalposts | Anders Tegnell

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Protesters demand an end to state lockdowns, Jaboukie Young-White talks to COVID-19 survivors about an anti-gay blood donation ban, and Trevor interviews Dr. Anders Tegnell. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:05.1	Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distance and Show.
0:08.9	I'm Trevor Noah and today is day 49.
0:12.3	Yeah, day 49 of us staying inside to try and stop Corona from getting up in our lungs.
0:18.4	And here's your quarantine tip of the day.
0:20.0	Try to make the most of this extra time that you have at home.
0:23.2	By starting new projects or hobbies.
0:26.4	Like me, I've been coming up with quotes and then trademarking them.
0:30.1	If you steal that, I will sue you.
0:31.7	Anyway, on tonight's episode, why people are keeping eels companies during quarantine?
0:35.7	We talk to Sweden's doctor Fauci and President Trump says,
0:39.8	Mesh in accomplished.
0:41.6	So let's get into it.
0:42.5	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance and Show.
0:46.9	From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.
0:51.6	This is the Daily Social Distance and Show with Trevor Noah.
0:55.6	Here's edition.
0:57.6	As bad as things may seem right now, it's important to remember that the world
1:02.6	hasn't technically ended yet.
1:04.6	I mean, it's gonna happen, but you gotta figure we have at least a few weeks left.
1:09.5	So in the meantime, let's stay positive with a little ray of sunshine.
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