You guys like internet shopping? I love

shopping but I don't know where to go to do it.

This is what you do is what you do you go to feral audio.com

which is a podcast site.

Oh I love that podcast site.

It's a book market go there and then they have a button that says shop Amazon which takes to

Amazon.com which has everything you need and then you buy it and then the

proceeds go to feral audio.com artists. That's terrific yeah what a

great idea I'm gonna go there now. Everyone should get it.

Can you buy food on there? Anything.

Anything.

Ooh.

Ooh. Gentlemen, summer is here and the time is right for dancing in the street, but it's too damn

hot.

So instead you decide to have a barbecue in the backyard.

And in spite of the fact that global warming is a hoax perpetrated by educated elites trying to make

a quick buck at the expense of average regular hard-working underdog American oil executives,

man is it sweltering out.

You can barely muster up the energy to shoe the flies away from the side dishes.

You wonder how mayonnaise-based side dishes ever got to be popular picnic items given their tendency to spoil in sunlight.

The back of your neck is getting dirt and gritty.

You sip your Bell's Kalamazoo Stout.

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