Johnny Depp Wants To Do Some Weird Stuff To A Corpse

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 22 April 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Racist Livestreams 3:02.996 More From The Internet’s Leading Incel 8:36.062 More Porn Girls Screaming “Chicken Nuggets!” 11:05.208 Old Man Is A Groaning Verbal Sub 13:54.188 (Kind Of) Singing In English 16:13.497 The Highs And Lows Of Smoking Fentanyl 18:24.159 Johnny Depp Wants To Do Some Weird Stuff To A Corpse […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Friday, April 22,
0:03.0	coming up on the program today, I believe Fat Slut is a bold pickup line.
0:08.0	Let's see if it pays off.
0:09.0	Plus, getting your best penis cut off,
0:12.0	Chicken Nugget Vugget vomit 2022,
0:14.4	and Johnny Depp reveals that he wants to fuck a burnt corpse.
0:17.8	All this for sure voicemails, Teddy!
0:19.8	It's time for another distorted view, test of patience.
0:28.0	Peaience.
0:38.8	Peanut butter, we like peanut butter we like peanut butter that's what we like peanut butter that's what we like best do you like it on your head
0:41.6	yes we like it on our it on your head? Yes, we like it on our head.
0:44.0	On your head.
0:45.0	On our head.
0:46.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:48.0	peanut butter.
0:50.0	We like peanut butter.
0:52.0	peanut butter. That's what we like best.
0:56.0	Do you like it on your shirt?
0:58.0	Yes, we love it on our shirt.
1:00.0	On your shirt, on our shirt, on your your head on our head
1:03.8	Oh
1:06.0	peanut butter we like peanut butter
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