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Judge John Hodgman

Condiment Crimes

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's time to clear the docket and this week we are adjudicating CONDIMENT CRIMES! Is ketchup sweet? What foods are acceptable to eat with ketchup? Which condiment is the MAIN ONE? Condiment experts Nick Wiger and Amelia Marino from The Doughboys podcast join us to weigh in!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everyone it's your judge John Hodgman speaking to you now here at the end of the Van Freaks Road show we had wonderful shows all across the country from Kentucky to Chicago to Atlanta to Portland, Maine and everywhere in between all the way to the end at the Murmur Opera House

0:16.2

in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

0:17.8

And we had wonderful audiences too.

0:19.5

And if you weren't in the audience because you couldn't get a babysitter or whatever.

0:22.6

Too bad, so sad.

0:24.1

And if you lived in another country or some other place

0:26.2

where we didn't visit, well, I guess we don't care.

0:29.2

Wait a minute, record scratch sound effect.

0:31.4

That's a lie, we do care. and that's why we partnered with stage pilot

0:35.7

to film that grand finale at the murmur Opera House and we're going to stream that to you live on stream Saturday, November the 18th. Go to stage pilot

0:47.3

dot com slash jJH for your tickets and relive the road show for the very first time.

0:54.0

This is not a podcast taping.

0:57.2

This is a concert film, filmed with multiple cameras

1:00.6

both on stage and backstage and in the

1:03.0

audience in the beautiful murmur opera house this is our stop

1:06.2

making sense documenting the mayhem and the justice and honestly the true emotion

1:11.2

of meeting our amazing litigants where they live and leaving it all on the stage.

1:17.1

You can watch it all on Saturday, November 18th, and guess what?

1:21.2

So will we.

1:22.4

Jesse Thorne and I will be there with you live online to introduce the show

1:27.0

and to hang out in the chat with you throughout the show.

1:30.0

We'll be there answering your behind the scenes questions and generally making a chat ruckus

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