Common Law Carriage

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Blythe brings the case against her boyfriend Mac. Mac thinks he should have free rein to borrow Blythe’s car. But Blythe wants him to ask for her permission each time. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Thank you to Jake Forbes for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.6	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorne.
0:06.2	This week, Common Law Carriage.
0:08.8	Blythe brings the case against her boyfriend, Mack.
0:12.0	Mack thinks he should have free reign to borrow Blythe's car, but Blythe wants him to ask
0:16.4	for her permission every time.
0:18.6	Who's right?
0:19.6	Who's wrong?
0:20.6	Only one man can decide.
0:22.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:27.3	reference.
0:29.4	The target is an armored truck a perimeter trust and done wouldy, 10am sharp.
0:34.3	The switch car is ready, but you want me to hit the long-state parking structure and
0:37.4	get a heist vehicle to the state's colder longer.
0:39.9	It needs to be ready for an 830 start.
0:42.9	Questions?
0:43.9	No?
0:44.9	Baylif Jesse, swear them in.
0:47.4	Please rise and raise your right hand.
0:49.0	Do you swear to tell the truth?
0:50.4	The whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God or whatever?
0:53.5	I do.
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