Coming Out of the Supply Closet

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2013

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Ben and Sara are co-workers, friends, and most recently, romantically entangled. They've kept their office romance a secret for months, and Ben says it's time to go public. Sara thinks it's more fun to sneak around and wants to keep their relationship a covert operation.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.5	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.6	I'm guest bailiff Scott Edset.
0:43.6	This week, coming out of the supply closet, Ben and Sarah are co-workers, friends, and
0:49.8	most recently, lovers.
0:52.8	They've kept their office romance a secret for months and Ben thinks it's time to go public.
0:57.2	Sarah says it's more fun to sneak around and wants to keep their relationship a covert
1:01.8	operation.
1:03.2	Who is right?
1:04.2	Who is wrong?
1:05.2	Only one man can decide.
1:07.1	Please rise as the honorable Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:12.4	Look, Sarah, I know you care about him.
1:15.2	I have never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when I tell you
1:19.8	that I believe that guest bailiff Scott Edset while a very nice guy is the devil.
1:26.5	What do you think the devil is going to look like if he's around?
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