Grow v. Blade

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2013

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Brad and Kyra disagree - when is the time to cut their toddler's hair?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.6	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.5	I'm Baylor Jesse Thorn.
0:43.6	This week, grow the blade.
0:46.4	Brad brings the case against his wife, Kira.
0:48.7	The couple has a disagreement about their son's quaffir.
0:51.9	Brad has sentimental reasons for letting their son's hair grow up.
0:55.6	Kira says it's too impractical and it's time for the long hair to go.
0:59.3	Who's right and who's wrong?
1:00.8	Only one man can decide.
1:02.6	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:06.1	I'm at a man called Baylor Jesse Thorn on September 12th right here in front of the Skype
1:15.4	machine.
1:17.2	But unfortunately, I lost his address.
1:23.0	He was last seen with his friend, Jordan Morris, who resembles Fuzzy, the bear of the Muppets
1:30.5	Buddy wears his hair, tied in a small bow at the back.
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