The Chastity Bet

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2012

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Jason and Kenan made a gentlemen's agreement with several of their friends as teenagers regarding the advances of the opposite sex, but there's one thing that was never clarified. Who can help them find the solution? null other than Judge John Hodgman.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:04.1	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorne.
0:06.2	This week, the Chastity Bed.
0:08.8	Jason and Kenan are longtime friends who made a gentleman's agreement when they were
0:13.5	but teenagers.
0:15.2	The person who could resist certain romantic entanglements for the longest time would
0:19.8	win a sum of money.
0:21.6	Now Jason accuses Kenan of bending the rules to stay in the game.
0:26.0	Who's right and who's wrong?
0:27.8	Only one man can decide.
0:29.8	These rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the court.
0:33.5	Oh, Baylor Jessie sounds like you're a little under the weather.
0:37.4	Do you have a moment to talk to me about marriage?
0:40.9	Yeah, sure.
0:42.7	Absolutely.
0:44.7	Look, Judge John Hodgman, I'm not an educated Baylor, but I can tell you one thing.
0:50.5	When two people see each other and like each other, they ought to come together.
0:55.0	Wham!
0:56.0	Like a couple of taxis on Broadway.
0:57.9	Let's sit around analyzing each other like two specimens in a bottle.
1:01.1	Oh, now, Baylor, Jesse, there's an intelligent way to approach marriage.
1:06.2	Intelligence?
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