Comedian Jeff Dwoskin

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Comedian Jeff Dwoskin joins The God Pod for an interview! Jeff tells us why we should care about him, his favorite comedians, and whether or not he still believes in God. Then he tell us about his podcast “Live From Detroit: The Jeff Dwoskin Show” and how hard it is to get his wife to listen to it. Jeff hangs out as we discuss The Goddamn News. Gun girl claims Christians can’t use birth control, an exorcism at a Home Depot, and a Redneck Rave that ended in an impalement. Later, we discuss the existence of aliens. Finally, in honor of the 4th of July, God does a dramatic reading of President Thomas J. Whitmore’s speech from the film “Independence Day.” After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, we go there, we go there, we go there, we go there.
0:13.0	Welcome to The GodPod. I'm your host and host, the good lord of the most, the one and only almighty God.
0:19.0	Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
0:23.0	Today on The GodPod, we'll talk to comedian Jeff Dwaskin.
0:27.0	We'll discuss the media news and who knows what also happened.
0:32.0	I don't even know. All right, I'm here to deal with my pals. What's up, gang?
0:36.0	Hey.
0:38.0	Jesus, Moses, Satan.
0:48.0	Hello. Wow. He's happy about something. Yeah, sounds like you had a good weekend. Yeah.
0:53.0	You were up to a lot of your usual business.
0:55.0	A lot of my usual business.
0:58.0	And I was in San Diego just hanging out with some fraternities this weekend.
1:03.0	Oh, fun. Rose and Rose of keg stands.
1:06.0	Those boys are bad news and I love a bad news.
1:11.0	I like seeing you go too, but just for Comic Con, which is not happening this year.
1:15.0	It's not. It's not. No, because of COVID.
1:19.0	They're allegedly doing it over Thanksgiving weekend, which is such a bad idea.
1:22.0	Why is that a bad idea?
1:24.0	Because instead of people being with their families, they're instead having to work Comic Con.
1:29.0	That's how they're going to keep attendance lower.
1:31.0	Like if you don't have a family, now you've got a Comic Con.
1:34.0	Fair.
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