Welcome to The God Pod. This is God. Today on The God Pod, we're going to take a look back at one of our best hits episodes.

What do you think Moses Satan? Sounds like a cop out.

Yeah, I want to go on vacation to Colab. And so I'm going to be spending some time there on my vacation home.

But you know what? God pod fans, they deserve to hear some of this stuff. And we've done some amazing episodes.

So you know what? Today we're going to rerun God takes a paternity test.

That's right. Yes. Yeah, Moses Povich. That was pretty heavy. There were a lot of heavy things that came out of that.

And I just began to recover from it. And here we go. We're going to replay it.

I'm in peace with it. Honestly, I'm in a good place. I've done a lot of therapy since then since it was like the week before Christmas that we did that I took a fucking paternity test.

It was an all-star cast. You know, Mary was there. Oh, don't you remember? Don't you love Mary?

Yeah. Well, everybody loves Mary. Wink. Wink. There's something about Mary. Yeah. Wink. Wink.

And Santa was there. And Joseph wasn't Satan there. Satan was there. Right. You were there. Satan. That was that was like you're one of your first appearances.

It was wild. That was like the first time you were like, I wonder if there were anybody who's anybody any listeners out there going, you know what?

Why didn't God just pass the microphone over to Satan and Moses to take over for an episode? Just say, I just say it. Not a big deal. I mean, it's too late now, but that's fine. That's fine.

I don't know. I don't know. It might get trust trust issue.

Take over the microphone. Yeah, Satan Moses episode would be wild. And it would be filled with minutia. I think it's just talking about minutia.

Because rather than, you know, take several steps back, Moses, one around the desert. I want to put our, you know, our best hits out there.

Totally, totally fine. So totally fine. Moses Povich. This was you. I think so. I think so. And it was, it was like I said, it was draining. I did not think it would be that training, but I won't give much more away, even though if the other person heard it.

You know, and fun fact about Satan. You may notice my voice sounds very different. And that's because back then I was trying.

What the hell, Satan? I'm going to need you to go back to trying, please. That is a definitely a note.

So without any further ado, here you go, humans. God takes a paternity test. Roll the clip, Jesus.

Welcome to the Moses Povich show. I am your host of hosts. The good men with the most Moses today. We have a very special episode where we will once and for all.

Reveal the real father of Jesus. I'm telling this is very exciting. I'm very excited about this. So with us today to get DNA tested are Jesus, the Virgin Mary, Joseph, God, Santa, and Satan, and also waiting backstage are the three wise men, a legion of a Roman centurion, some camel herders,

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