Welcome to The God Pog. This is God. Today on The God Pog, we'll talk to podcaster Kevin Williams. We'll discuss some of the God damn news, such as McCaffler Church has been doing a lot of stuff, so we'll get into that. And lots of other stuff, I can't even predict.

Listen, I'm God and even I don't know what's going to happen. I'm here today with my pals, Moses and Jesus. What's up, gang? What's going on? Hey, pal. Hey, sorry. I did I just put you after Moses.

That's good. I like that little change. It's good. It's a little curveball, right? It's good. It's good. You love Moses more than anybody, so I understand why you just did that.

Well, the prodigal son has returned. And there's no use remembering when it's great to have you back Moses. It is death is on vacation right now. That's good news for a lot of people. I've never heard that. Don't worry. She has a standard.

And you see, Holy Spirit is off, saving other galaxies like Captain Marvel. And Satan is Satan texted me that he's feeling sick.

It's Satan's under the weather today. It's one of the weather. I was going to say he said he could power through it. He could just bang a banger without but I was like, no.

Let me tell you, the Satan's feeling under the weather and death is on vacation is just a weird day.

Summer has arrived. Everybody go out there and do some crazy shit. You'll be fine. You won't die. You won't get trouble.

Summer love, baby. Mercury is done with being retrograde. So Jesus, how was your weekend? I heard you had a good one.

Yeah, you know, I was I was hitting you all weekend. Yeah. Well, you spent it with Joseph, but you did text me. So that was a boy.

Yeah, because I'm still so shook by the fact that you're not my father. I ended up doing a few things that were actually right up your alley.

For starters, you didn't like that. I'm a fan of Domino's pizza. So a few months ago, you said, Jesus, check out this pizza place.

Right. And I was like, okay, but I never did. Sort of like life of Brian.

Right. But this past weekend for Father's Day, even though you're not my father, I decided to go and try the pizza place that you recommended.

With Joseph and Mary. Yeah, with Joseph. The work of in pizza place. You got some real pizza. Yeah. And it was really, really good.

So thank you for the recommendation. They had some like fashion sign blowing, right? Yes. I I wuffed it down. I was I was in heaven. I was in pizza heaven. What can't you get?

Oh, I just got a standard traditional pizza with pepperoni and basil and whatnot. Yeah. I'm a pepperoni guy. Yeah. I'm a pepperoni. God also.

And then you watch the righteous gemstones. Is that? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Been on my to watch list for a while. And I decided to just go for it. And man, that is a really funny show. It's really funny.

It's amazing. Yeah. It's amazing. I'm three or four episodes in. Just did a back to back. Did you get to the part where they sing misbehaving yet? No, I don't think so. Oh my God.

Yeah. Yeah. You've got the best part coming up. That's so amazing. It's it's great. One thing I was not expecting was all the dicks in the show. Yeah.

There's a lot of dicks. And like it was it was correct. You like dick, right? Yeah. Of course. I mean, yeah, no complaints. But it's funny because on HBO, you see a lot of breasts, right?

And a lot of people would be like, where are all the dicks? They always show breasts, but no dicks. Well, here's the show with all the dicks on HBO.

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