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The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

God’s therapist Psyche brings her famous husband Cupid to the recording. God does his best to break them up. We discuss famous philosopher’s quotes about love. Join us for this very special Valentine’s Day episode! SMOOCHES! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, is it true you a pound six ounce baby cupid is it truly you
0:08.3	control who loves each other by shooting people with love arrows yes that that
0:13.3	is true that's kind of one of the things I'm known for hello how do you even
0:17.6	pull the string with your little baby arms it's a big thick string and it also
0:25.0	doubles as a teething ring are you a fan of this is it a sandwich are you
0:31.8	inviting me into a thruple with you and psychics why are you so offended by that
0:37.8	traditional yeah I don't swing that way love is like a caterpillar inching
0:44.9	along until it finds a leaf to nibble on and then the caterpillar becomes a
0:49.0	butterfly oh hold on that's even better yeah
0:52.8	how do you start with a caterpillar and miss the butterfly love the main thing
0:59.4	about starting with the but caterpillars you get the butterfly I okay I got
1:04.0	this
1:16.5	hi everyone god here you're listening to The God Pod I'm here today with my
1:21.5	pals what's up gang I'm here with the psyche my therapist I'm here also with
1:28.6	Satan Satan's back
1:39.4	ladies hello guys hey Satan we missed you last week it was just me and psyche
1:45.2	holding it down was it fun we did a one-on-one therapy session it was intense
1:50.8	it was very very intense we did meditation um a lot of people liked it other
1:56.9	people thought you know what one person said the God Pod's better when there's
2:00.3	at least three people and I said how dare you oh my god are you kidding I say how
2:04.4	dare you we are awesome always yeah yikes yikes hate hate that kind of
2:09.6	thing so people are not fans of just say one person but that's the only one
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