Comedian Abby Govindan

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 10 March 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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God interviews comedian Abby Govindan, who tells us about the time she tricked the Internet into thinking she was the creator of “Emily In Paris.” God, Jesus, Mary and Abby talk about showering habits, dark matter, and the different ways refugees are treated. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, Abby went viral by claiming that she was she created Emily in
0:08.2	Paris. I did hear that the creator of the actual creator of Emily in Paris heard about that
0:13.8	and was very not happy with me. You should do Emily in Paris type things in New York, right?
0:24.0	Oh, I am working at Iowa. You got a beret? Get you a beret.
0:29.7	Abby in New York. That's genius. I mean you got to work on the new season.
0:35.6	I must be hot then because I can't do math. That's what I'm saying. It's for my it's for my
0:40.1	Himbos and my Dembos. Because women are not the only ones who can't do math. Okay, everyone can't do math.
1:01.2	Hi everyone, God here. You're listening to The God Pod. I'm here today with my pals, Jesus, and Mary
1:07.2	Mags. What's up gang? Hey friends. Hey everyone. Yeah, we're also here today with comedian Abby
1:14.0	Gravinden. Thanks for stopping by. Of course, thanks for having me. Tell us about yourself and what you do.
1:19.3	Yeah, so I'm a stand-up comedian and writer. I am based out of New York City. I tell jokes on stage.
1:27.5	I'm a moron on stage and I somehow make a living off of it. Sometimes I'm a moron in writing
1:34.0	and again, get paid for it for some reason, but that is really what my days consist of. Who can relate?
1:39.6	I know. I can't. I'm a moron too. For free? Yeah. Well, no, for pay. Okay. Well, we'll talk to you more
1:48.2	about your life. I'm a cell laugh. You know, I saw my laughs. We'll talk to you more about your life
1:55.0	as a comedian in a moment. But first, our top story. Jesus, read this headline. Uh-oh. This must
2:01.2	be a Ukraine related. Oh, no. Heaven's famous rainbow bridge has collapsed. That's right.
2:07.2	Heaven. Chaos engulfed heaven today after the rainbow bridge suddenly collapsed during rush hour.
2:12.7	Thousands of fur babies were crossing the rainbow bridge at the time. Most fell off during the collapse
2:17.7	and are presumed in hell. Oh my gosh. The infrastructure of heaven has been an issue for several
2:23.0	centuries as usual. God was unavailable for comment. God, why did you do now? Why haven't you invested
2:28.7	in our infrastructure? So you're telling me the taxation system in heaven is just as bad
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