Today on The God Pod, I just can't stop doom scrolling psyche, but that's because you're addicted to drama.

I know. No, maybe I will. Maybe you just nailed me against the wall with a dagger in my heart, okay?

And maybe you're right.

My bad god, tell me I'm a good god.

I can't say what you are.

Just say this isn't the only time people have gone to war in the history of world.

And then I've sat on my hands and watched you just watched it happen, buddy.

I think the sexy version of sandals is sandals.

Just like Disneyland, I love things that pretend to be a thing.

What was it pretending to be again? A zoo.

Atlantis.

But Atlantis was a real place.

Yeah, psyche would know she was part of the Greek culture.

But I'll tell you one thing, Atlantis was not a resort in the Bahamas.

No, no. They moved, they moved him home.

They're like, uh-oh, we're seeking time to go tropical boys.

They're gonna talk about...

Let's have some fun, right?

Fuck it. It's Friday.

When you're listening to this, it's actually Monday.

But we're bringing in your Monday that Friday vibe.

Because...

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