God Very Worried About Humans Blowing Up The Planet

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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God and Satan get nuclear war therapy with Psyche. We try to process the absolutely horrific news of the world. Later, we each describe what our perfect day would be. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, I just can't stop doom scrolling psyche, but that's because you're addicted to drama.
0:07.0	I know. No, maybe I will. Maybe you just nailed me against the wall with a dagger in my heart, okay?
0:16.0	And maybe you're right.
0:20.0	My bad god, tell me I'm a good god.
0:22.0	I can't say what you are.
0:24.0	Just say this isn't the only time people have gone to war in the history of world.
0:29.0	And then I've sat on my hands and watched you just watched it happen, buddy.
0:35.0	I think the sexy version of sandals is sandals.
0:38.0	Just like Disneyland, I love things that pretend to be a thing.
0:41.0	What was it pretending to be again? A zoo.
0:43.0	Atlantis.
0:44.0	But Atlantis was a real place.
0:46.0	Yeah, psyche would know she was part of the Greek culture.
0:49.0	But I'll tell you one thing, Atlantis was not a resort in the Bahamas.
0:53.0	No, no. They moved, they moved him home.
0:55.0	They're like, uh-oh, we're seeking time to go tropical boys.
0:59.0	They're gonna talk about...
1:13.0	Let's have some fun, right?
1:15.0	Fuck it. It's Friday.
1:17.0	When you're listening to this, it's actually Monday.
1:19.0	But we're bringing in your Monday that Friday vibe.
1:22.0	Because...
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