But Who Prays For Satan?

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🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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McDonald’s, Starbucks and Satan leave Russia. We read a quote from Mark Twain that makes Satan cry. Later, we discuss Kim Kardashian’s advice on work, Disney’s stance on Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill, and God’s plan to smite the east coast with GIANT SPIDERS. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, this is quote from Mark Twain, you might have heard it, but who
0:05.3	prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one
0:10.9	sinner that needed it most? Are one fellow and brother who most needed a friend, yet
0:15.5	had not a single one? Unfine. I'm fine. Offices are just about so that the bosses can
0:26.6	feel like they're popular. It's to monitor that you're doing work. Exactly. They just
0:31.8	want to watch you at all times, and judge you, and that's my fucking job. Right, you tell
0:37.7	them. Remember when I made it rain frogs on Egypt? This is me doing that again, except this
0:45.6	time is giant spiders. Pretty cool, right? No. No? I think it's the epitome of rock and roll.
0:51.3	That's what I'll say. Rock is back. It's never a wrong time to rock.
1:09.1	Hi, everyone. God here. You're listening to The God Pod. I'm here today with my pals.
1:14.8	Satan and psyche. What's up, gang? Hello, hello, hello. Yeah, let it out. Here we are. It's a week later,
1:30.2	and my second coming hope came true. What was that? Yeah, what was that? That we would all be
1:37.8	back together again. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, we're here busy lives. Yeah, we're here. We're
1:50.0	here. We're here. The party's coming up on March 24th. Next party. See there. I just wanted
1:59.2	to quickly say something a little interesting that I discovered this past week, and I just
2:06.7	wanted to shut the controversy down right now. So no one got excited. But as we all know,
2:14.9	psyche is a Gemini. And there was a meme that came out saying, who's your perfect match?
2:24.9	And the perfect match for Sagittarius, it said it was like maybe a Leo and a Pisces was a Libra,
2:31.4	and you know, all this stuff. Then it singled out Gemini. And it said, the perfect match for
2:37.7	the Gemini's are the devil. Wait, what? I just wanted to say now, and I just wanted to state this,
2:44.9	so there was no controversy. Hey, I am happy with Cupid. Satan and I are not together. I just
2:53.5	wanted to stop this scandal and nip it in the bud right away before we got ahead of ourselves.
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