Come To Bed My Little Crumpet

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo muse on the Queen's sex life, analyze Olive Garden's evolving commercial strategy, talk about recent rowdy audience members, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! ~ Listen to Life is Short with Justin Long on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, or you can listen ad-free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app. It’s time to reclaim your health and arm your immune system with convenient, daily nutrition — especially heading into the flu and cold season! To make it easy, Athletic Greens is going to give you a FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. All you have to do is visit athleticgreens.com/INSIDE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sturvey's coming.
0:01.5	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:03.5	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:04.7	And this is Inside the Clothes.
0:06.0	Inside the Clothes.
0:07.0	Ahhhh!
0:08.0	What?
0:09.0	Okay, we're on.
0:11.9	Emma looks like Harriet the spy right now.
0:13.8	She went to a spy store and got a bunch of gope.
0:15.8	I would love to go to a spy store.
0:18.1	I don't even know what spy stores imply.
0:19.6	It's, it implies you're not.
0:20.9	It's like, as your wife cheating on you.
0:22.2	And it's also like you're not a good spy.
0:23.4	If you're going to the like spy store, it's like,
0:25.8	you're not a spy.
0:26.8	With a logo from spy.
0:27.8	by outside like in a neon light and it's like so humiliating.
0:32.4	You're not a spy, why would you think that?
0:33.8	You have glasses that say spyware on it and you're like
0:36.3	something of a bitch.
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