Priscilla's Underwear

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	starbeats come here hey this is Mateo Lane I'm Emma Lillman and this is inside the closet
0:09.6	Welcome back to another episode of Inside the Closet Mateo and I are coming at you live from New York City
0:15.7	So that's a good time when I'm yawning right before we jump into a podcast
0:18.7	I also need coffee too. Have you had any coffee today? Yeah, but I woke up early. I woke up at 7 this morning
0:23.9	Good for you. I had to get to the gym. Then I had to come here
0:26.5	I had to do laundry and then I'm getting like a vampire facial thing in an hour.
0:30.5	No, you're serious. Yeah, you're gonna do that. Yeah. Good for you. I know two people who did it.
0:35.2	Um, I forget I think they both liked it. I'm gonna look like a monster for a couple days and I have to film myself Thursday night.
0:42.0	So I'm like, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Okay. Um, huh. I mean, see, so what a vampire facial is.
0:48.7	I mean, I'll be curious how I would get one. I didn't get anything like that for years because after you take
0:53.6	acutane, your skin is so sensitive to scarring, but it's been enough. I remember they said I could do
0:58.8	something like that. Like I could have done it like two years ago. I didn't curious because I've
1:02.3	got some acne scars. I'd like to think that I don't even know if it works. They take out the I think
1:06.3	it works. They take your blood and then they mix it around. They take out the plasma. They re-injected
1:09.7	into your skin and is supposed to encourage collagen and like regrowth. I mean, the two people I know who
1:14.6	did it, Carlyclineo did it. Karen fiended it. They both of them have great skin and I think it they
1:20.5	both had good experiences. But I remember it is like a intense thing to do. Mm-hmm. You're gonna be
1:27.4	really puffy. For how long? I don't know. I have no idea. I really should ask him today. Like,
1:34.2	if I'm not gonna look good by Thursday night, we should reschedule this. So funny you say that
1:39.9	because I'm going in to get like dental surgery on Wednesday where they're gonna do something
1:46.4	called a permanent bridge. And it's like the start of me getting like the permanent tooth fix.
1:51.6	And they're also gonna redo my veneer. So, but the surgery is gonna be from 12 to three. So they're
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