Hello, everybody. Welcome to the road or a football show. I am Patrick Darty joined as always this fine Monday, or is it Tuesday by Mr. Dini Carter?

We're going to break down the Colts' quarterback change, the Jets' backfield change, the evolving situations in Baltimore.

Jacksonville, Carolina, basically any mid-Atlantic or like Southern Atlantic city, you can think of and so much more.

But first, Dini, I wasn't asking you a question. I think probably any of your Twitter followers, any of your longtime loyal readers, some of them may be wondering, and some of them probably know the answer just from following you.

You know, sick individuals such as yourself for so long. But my this question is a very broad, why Halloween? Why is Dini Carter so in to the pagan holiday of Halloween?

Well, if you think I'm in the Halloween now, you wouldn't believe me in my teens and 20s because I have definitely calmed down a bit, and I mostly do the whole Halloween stuff now for the kids, for my kids.

Yeah, and that's what they all say.

Yeah, and we just had our Halloween party this past weekend. So we are known as the Halloween family behind me on the bookshelf. I have at least four books about the history of Halloween.

So I'm well versed in all that. Now, I don't have an answer for why except for that I am a deeply and tragically nostalgic person.

And what's more, what can be more nostalgia provoking than memories of trick-or-treating, right?

And even even if there were some like terrible times trick-or-treating, you like the human brain works so that you remember it as like the glory days, right?

Like, like, oh, oh, holy I could be a kid wearing a hot mask sweating underneath it, trick-or-treating with kids who were only dumping all the hundred grand bars in a yard as soon as you get them.

Except for I would be picking them up because they are the best candy bar, of course.

I can't believe you don't like a underground.

I can't even add one. I frankly, quite literally never have the wrapping is so unappealing. You couldn't even pay me to eat one.

Wow. So we're judging it based on the wrapping of the candy.

I wish that were a joke, but it actually is true. The wrapper was always so unappealing to me. I'd be like, next.

So you're judging a candy by its wrapper. That's interesting. That's interesting.

And also, I usually tend to go more towards sweet stuff than chocolatey stuff, but I digress.

Yeah, me too. No, no, me too. I'm actually just today, my daughter made what was it?

Muffins with chocolate chips on them. I took the chocolate chips off.

Okay, that's kind of messed up.

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