Freaks into Monday, June 20th, 2022, coming up on the program today, Satan is back with

a summertime update, plus a acidic Jew Peltar favorite street preacher in the face with

a dirt ball to melty female Lynn Walriss' battle for dominance, and find bananas dusted

with Colombian gogo powder at your local brochure.

Discount drug marks, see to the run-around.

Supply chain issues have caused shortages around the United States, but your local discount

drug mark has been scouring the world for comparable products at unbeatable prices.

This week, Saibon, Glampax tampons, the extra-large novelty tampon previously sold as a party

gag gift for that lady in her life who is a, quote, huge cunt.

It technically should work as a somewhat absorbent menstrual plug made of 50% cotton and 85%

coarse porcupine quill.

With a whopping circumference of 24 inches, only the most determined of lose whores should

attempt inserting this glitter-packed spring-loaded pussy-stuffer to count pack 1999.

You need it, discount drug mark has it, Hollywood baby formula, sourced from the prop department

of Warner Brothers, Paramount, and other producers of Blockbuster Entertainment.

There's a good chance some of these canisters are full of actual brand-name formula, some

are paint thinner, so are industrial lie.

It's a real grab bag.

Still, if your child doesn't die, what a story you'll have for him or her.

They'll love the fact they once ingested a substance from a container that was featured

in the background in the grocery store scene of three men and a baby.

24-ounce container only 3599 when you present your hardcore drugie card.

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