America’s Dad Tom Hanks Drops An Angry F-Bomb

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

News, Society & Culture, Documentary, News Commentary, Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 From The Producers of Sonic The Vag-Hog Comes Hamiltoe 2:20.857 Angry Tom Hanks Drops An F-Bomb 5:46.967 Weird Porn Moments 9:06.549 Police Ruins Driver’s NICE DAY! 15:22.089 Police Makes Man’s Sucky Life Even Worse 18:45.968 Become A Member Of The Sideshow! 29:03.399 Tampon Shortage Is The Trans People’s Fault 30:36.717 I Spit On Your Corpse 37:31.655 Driving Around With Nearly 50 Cats 39:38.942 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 42:51.115 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Friday, June 17th, 2022, coming up on the program today,
0:05.1	pussy fart fanfare.
0:07.0	Plus, Tom Hanks drops an angry F-bomb,
0:10.2	furious man-children get arrested,
0:12.8	and trans women are using too many tampons.
0:16.0	All this, for sure, voicemails, today on The Distorted View Show.
0:23.3	Distorted View Daily.
0:25.3	Rowdly presents a musical number from the porn film,
0:30.0	This A-Glee Triple X.
0:33.9	You're easy.
0:35.6	I'm horny.
0:37.3	What will they think of us?
0:40.6	You tempt me.
0:42.4	But I'm horny.
0:44.0	Why won't you touch my breast?
0:47.5	Stop staring.
0:49.2	Still horny.
0:51.1	I see it in your eyes.
0:54.4	Please touch me.
0:56.2	I'm growing deep down between my thighs.
1:01.2	Don't come.
1:02.9	Don't come all.
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