Giving You Feet Fetish Freaks What You Want

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

News, Society & Culture, Documentary, News Commentary, Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Giving You Weirdo Foot Fetish Freaks What You Want 2:18.605 The Funeral Procession Escort Who Pretends To Be A Police Officer 11:13.353 Meade’s Latest Forum Activity 18:00.363 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:20.107 When A Mix-Up In Paperwork Classifies You As A Sex Offender 28:08.446 Calling Police For A Second Opinion On The Quality Of Meth you Possess 32:19.598 RIP Internet Explorer 36:07.238 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 41:19.870 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, June 22nd, 2022 coming up on the program today finally an easy way to jerk off to feet
0:08.3	Plus pretending to be a police officer when in reality your job is to ride along with corpses and meet scouting gets shot down by a girl in a very humiliating way
0:18.7	All coming up today
0:22.7	I met him in person and I looked in his eyes
0:28.3	If you need to look in these men's eyes ladies to see who and what you damn see because you might see some shit
0:36.1	You don't want to fuck with
0:39.6	Oh you might see some shit that you know when they put the dick in your pussy this shit is gonna be
0:46.5	It gonna be a flatline the dick might be good but
0:50.0	It gonna be a flatline in my mind I'm not gonna crawl in my mind
0:54.8	I'm gonna come in my head like you can't give me no head if you can't bust it from that hill you can't acknowledge this hill
1:04.0	Most okay see me up here
1:08.6	He sent me a picture his dick
1:11.9	I don't know why the young man the young boy liked to send me dick pics, but he sent me a picture's dick
1:18.5	It was nice and fat and long
1:20.8	And wait because he had jacked it all so it will come coming out as dick
1:27.6	I love that the picture. I said you got a nice dick
1:32.8	You got a pretty dick you should be happy
1:38.6	Well I don't want none of it because it did not excite me
1:44.0	It's like what you talk about you don't want none of this I know how to fuck real good I said
1:47.5	You're
1:50.4	You're in a song of a bitch
1:54.8	You're in a you're tired and you're slow
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