Collings and Herrin - Podcast 81

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In this, our 81st podcast, we attempt the impossible: to make it even better than last week's. Along the way, we discuss popular boys' names, the etiquette of going along to see Calendar Girls onstage in the West End, the etiquette of half falling asleep during a massage, the dangers of being the Radio Times Film Editor, and the likelihood of Derren Brown Mind Control picking the winning Lottery numbers without first buying all the Lottery tickets. We also manfully resist the urge to pack the podcast in early and go and play with Richard's Beatles Rock Band game, just to see if John Lennon would really like it were it explained to him on the steps of the Dakota Building in 1980. We also suggest a potentially funny scene that any future filmmaker dramatising the life of Josef Fritzl can use if they want to. Alright, Andrew does. He is a div.

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0:00.0	You are a div! You don't like it when I call you a div in real life. I thought I'd do it now on when we're pretending.
0:08.0	Yeah. Why can't you make it work? Andrew Collins has a problem with his internet access which impacts slightly on the
0:16.5	podcast that means we can can upload it straight away.
0:19.0	His wireless isn't working in my house for some reason on his computer.
0:22.1	We have to do you know when you're reading IT,
0:24.0	you always have to give them the facts.
0:25.2	My, the wireless internet with a password.
0:28.3	Yes.
0:29.3	Now, what normally happens, this is the important thing to say.
0:31.4	I open my computer up and it automatically via Airport,
0:34.8	this is a Mac we're talking about here, Airport automatically finds Richards internet.
0:38.9	Come on nerds, make it work! I don't even have to put a password in. Now the last week...
0:44.0	Because it's safe. There is a password but it's safe. Last week it wouldn't.
0:48.0	Because Andy's a div. Yeah because I have a div. So I went so I tried to put in the password but it wouldn't take it it just says there's a problem connected to the
0:56.8	particular wireless network the ridges on it make it so long you have to tell it in you don't tell IT everything. Basically the what is... Is it a
1:05.6	Mac or a PC? But the wireless is working... The wireless is working on my feet,
1:10.7	and my Mac. It will not go on mine. Now I don't know what to do about it tell us just that's
1:14.8	it tell us yeah tell me what to do on my map to make it work
1:18.6	andrew Collins yeah
1:20.4	happy at where did it all go right com happy at where did it all go right dot. That's why you must have had an email from that address.
1:25.0	I was about Andrew Collins in there.
1:27.0	Yeah, well that's one of my addresses.
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