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The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

Collings and Herrin - Podcast 80

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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Podcasts, Andrew, Podcast, News, Herrin, British, Herring, Guide, Newspaper, And, Collings, Richard, Comedy, Collins

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

After Saturday's 'dummy' podcast (and we must have been dummies to actually release it), today's can rejoin the numbering system and call itself Colling and Herrin Podcast 80. We haven't split up, Oasis style, and we're back in West London, under the Velux window in Richard's attic, firing on a number of cylinders. Actually, it's just alright, but you will get to hear Richard having a go at many comedians and writers more famous than himself - and at one stage wishing four of them dead, Stewart Lee/Richard Hammond style! - and the unveiling of a new, defining metaphor for our comedic podcast relationship, but we won't spoil it. Among the big news stories: Kelvin McKenzie's sick bet at William Hill, the fate of the mysterious 'Chloe', the tiny roll of flab that's taking over the world, and Jamie Oliver's accidental Mexican drug rampage. We're really sorry for last week.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Right where are you? I'm on the right hand side and I am on the left hand side from this

0:05.0

so we're looking out. We're back. Thank God we're back the right way round in the

0:09.6

right place in my attic. The leaves on the tree outside are green though there's a hint of brown

0:16.2

that nautum may be on its way. The V-lucks window is looking down on us and hopefully

0:21.2

spreading good luck but we can't see through the trees in the way

0:24.0

if you're looking through to the family across the way,

0:27.0

but also there I noticed they've put up kind of lines.

0:30.0

Yeah, well.

0:31.0

So even if we could see through, we want me to see. It's like they almost

0:33.7

realize what's going on. But last week you see, or Saturday, you know, we were in a luxury aisle. That wasn't me. I wasn't there.

0:40.7

Hotel room. That wasn't me.

0:43.0

You recorded one with some unfunny bloke.

0:45.0

A tramp.

0:46.0

A sore-throated tramp.

0:48.0

You couldn't even see his picture.

0:49.0

He had that hair all over his face.

0:51.0

Could have been anyone.

0:52.0

If it was me, I'd have known to sit on the correct

0:53.8

yeah and I don't know why we didn't spot it was so stupid I think it was more than

0:58.1

that no it wasn't that was the only reason it's the only reason there's no other

1:01.6

reason why because you managed to do a show that night and the next night.

1:05.0

Yeah, but in, with some difficulty and there was a script for that show.

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