Collings and Herrin - Podcast 82

The Collings and Herrin Podcasts

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2009

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Our 82nd podcast comes in the form of a Dan Brown-style mystery - we call it The Da Versity Code. What governmental/church conspiracy is afoot? At around 52 minutes into the podcast, a perfectly harmless section about Britain's Got Talent-winning dance troupe Diversity visiting Gordon Brown at number 10, Downing Street causes the laptop to stop recording - thus, all trace of this two or three-minute routine is lost forever. Still, the rest of it will compensate. This podcast is not sponsored the Beatles Rock Band video game, as Richard paid the full price for his. We just happen to be playing on it before and after the recording, and in the accompanying photograph, with the combined age of 86. Elsewhere, it's the mystery rapist, the thrill of Great Yarmouth, the death of Keith Allen, Andrew's asthma, a mistaken 'nyum nyum' signal from Guardian TV writer Sarah Dempster and some plugs for the Lyric gig at Hammersmith, still some tickets left.

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0:00.0	So we're saying the Beatles now it would cause copyright problems.
0:03.4	We can't do it. We're authentic.
0:04.6	I'm full of Beatles.
0:05.6	We've got 86 years old between the two of us.
0:10.1	Yeah. And we've been playing just before the podcast we've been playing Beatles rock band.
0:15.5	We know it sounds like we're being paid to talk about it. We're not Richard paid his own good money for
0:18.5	I paid a lot of good money for it. Yeah more than you should. The box is massive you can get in that box and shut it.
0:25.0	It's huge. So Andrew is very good on the drums, but you play the drums. I've only played the drums on it. I've not played the guitar on it.
0:30.0	But you play the drums in real life and it's the most like being the real life.
0:33.4	Yeah, it's really good fun.
0:34.5	Whereas I don't play the guitar in real life.
0:36.3	No, it wasn't very good.
0:37.5	No, but you're going to sit, we do one afterwards.
0:39.5	I'll sing in the one afterwards.
0:40.4	Yeah, well I'd like to see that, or hear that. But it is brilliant, it is brilliant, it is absolutely
0:45.1	brilliant, it's all right.
0:46.1	It's all right. But you can sit in Richard bedroom.
0:49.4	Yeah, got him into my bedroom. With a pretend drunk kit, it's the only thing that will get me in there.
0:53.0	But then drum kit happens.
0:55.0	Can you tell what song that is?
0:58.0	Do, do, do, do, do.
1:00.0	Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
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