Collings and Herrin - Podcast 118

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2010

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Yes, in a partial tribute to those idiots in moustaches, we present Podcast 118, which will not help you find a phone number, but will tread a fine line between sincerity and insincerity, artifice and reality, current affairs and endless emails from needy fans, hard news and insubstantial fluff, bromance and bickering, commerce and charity ... this just in: 'Manhunt' man still at large: was once a cute baby, Ashley Cole still by the pool with two ex-public schoolgirls, parents banned from own children's sports day according to made-up lie, everyone in Britain drunk according to Justin Webb, and Paul the octopus a miracle but inappropriately named. Richard likes Andrew, and Andrew likes Richard. And they've been doing this for years, darlin', and they know what they're doing. (You'll have to listen to the bonus minutes to understand that.) Oh, and thank you very much for the partially stamped sushi card, Giles Stafford.

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0:00.0	I'm talking about things wrong. It's Colin Serram 118, 118, 118, 118, we've got your number.
0:07.2	Yeah, it's just our number. It's just 118. It's just 118.
0:09.6	Yeah, just wouldn't actually help. Hey, get it it one one one eight one one
0:12.8	that when they ran around I've got your number more like him now what's up I've got
0:17.5	you like that's a different advert I'm just doing yeah I'm doing all my favorite
0:20.6	other yeah perfect as simple's simple's just like a little rat all my favorite advert. PIRF, uh, Simples.
0:23.0	Simples, just like that little rat says on that advert.
0:26.0	It is, it's funny when you repeat things that...
0:28.0	Aside, it isn't funny when you say things that people have said.
0:32.0	That's not from an advert, that's allowed.
0:33.7	Yeah, that's true. Did you like the joke? Do you like the joke about you being abused in heaven by your dead dad?
0:39.2	That was good. Yeah, I've got you. Not you. Not you. No, I know. Not me. I was enjoying it was enjoying listening to it dispassionately and
0:45.2	objectively did you like the joke about the only thing that being the same as
0:48.9	you and the only end of Collins is the disproportionately tiny. That was good.
0:53.0	Did you enjoy that?
0:54.0	Because I'm meant to ask you,
0:55.0	sometimes you get upset about things.
0:56.0	I was going to ring you up and say,
0:58.0	do you have a disproportionately tiny penis
0:59.0	and because I don't want to...
1:00.0	I like the fact that by saying that.
1:02.0	I don't want to upset you. I know but by even saying that yeah
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