Collings and Herrin - Podcast 117

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2010

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

In Collings and Herrin Podcast 117, recorded in the heat of the middle of the day with salty tidemarks forming everywhere - fortunately not pictured, as BT have decided to turn back time in Richard's house to the late 90s when the internet took ages for pictures to scroll into view - we dissect the comedy ambitions of Lembit Opik, the new benchmark by which all latecoming stand-up comedians with confidence but no jokes must now be judged; the motives of the Sun's front page image of a soldier who's been shot in the face in Afghanistan - see full video at thesun.co.uk!!!!! - the media's surprising fascination with an attractive female Russian spy; and the fashion impact of foot gloves. But mainly we reminisce about the good old days when pictures took ages to scroll into view on the internet and wait for a man to finish unloading 1,000,000 Christ On A Bike programmes.

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0:00.0	Is this on? It's going, let's do it. Give me the, uh, we'll see if that makes it loud.
0:05.8	Loud noise. Someone told us we equalize it to the loudest noise we make.
0:09.6	So if we start loud, that's true. I think it might be the opposite.
0:12.2	I think it might be making loud I think it might make a loud noise we should have stayed quiet and then it will equalise it up
0:16.7	I don't know give me the juice for the thing
0:18.4	it's important here to use people still don't know what that is when you say give me the juice
0:21.6	give me the juice some all right I'm made jJ Simpson I'm giving you some juice I'm OJ
0:26.0	welcome to the Collinson hand podcast number 117 though it's
0:29.8	and he thinks it's our 124th one I believe it is 124th one I believe it is the 124th one. I believe it is the 124th available on iTunes.
0:35.0	I believe it. And it was slightly delayed because I was waiting for delivery of this year's
0:41.7	Edinburgh program.
0:42.8	Christ on a bike, program is out.
0:45.0	If you wanted to get your name in it, don't hold your breath
0:48.0	because I'll probably post him when I'm in Edinburgh.
0:51.0	But if I get time beforehand, I might send them out early for a change you never know.
0:55.0	So those people have paid money to get their name in their Andrew look.
0:58.0	Good for them. Mad Pixie and our new husband, 300 pounds she gave.
1:01.0	Wow, that's a hell of a lot of money.
1:02.0	It goes to scope. It doesn't go to me. a hell of a lot of money. It goes to scope it doesn't go to me.
1:03.9	And so if you come to see me at the assembly... Well no, if you come to see me up the creek on
1:11.0	Sunday you've given these out out that would be the first
1:13.3	one they're giving out or at the Bloomsbury you can see as it occurs to me I'll be doing
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