The Maze Swimmer (ft. Ahir Shah)

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

James (twitter @raaleh) and Milo (ig @milo_edwards) are back, joined by Ahir Shah (@AhirShah) in James' girlfriends front room to talk about probably the dumbest invention yet, having sex with c3P0, KFC hype, and the brief but storied reggae career of Stephen Seagal. Ahir has a Very Fun And Good show in Edinburgh all August that we forgot to talk about because by the end of the show I had sweated through all my clothes. It's called Control, and it's at the Laughing Horse @ Cabaret Voltaire at 2 PM. Go see it, fools. This episode was recorded on July 19th. (Note the original version had misaligned audio - updated and fixed)

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0:00.0	I don't know these out.
0:15.0	I don't care.
0:17.0	That's the sort of thing that's really going to propel you to the top of the charts.
0:21.1	That level of caring for your audience.
0:24.3	I feel like Ahah's voice is a lot louder than both of ours.
0:27.6	Well, I can hold the microphone further away.
0:29.3	You bring a set of...
0:30.1	That's a scientifically consistent way of doing it.
0:33.8	We tried this on the first episode, and we leveled down me and Charlie a bit and it turned out that you were like crazy loud.
0:42.4	Oh really? Okay.
0:43.3	Oh yeah.
0:43.8	Maybe I'm like, I get louder as the podcast goes on because I've become more incensed by Stephen Seagull or whatever we happen to be discussing.
0:52.0	It's usually Stephen Seagal.
0:54.8	So, welcome to Trash Future, the podcast about how the future is trash.
1:02.1	My name is James, and I'm joined here by...
1:05.5	It's not. That's not his name.
1:08.1	It's totally not, but I'm going to be going to be going on my accent for a while.
1:10.6	It's a pseudonym.
1:11.6	I forgot that I kind of work in this industry.
1:15.2	Brilliant.
1:15.8	He's tearing it down from the inside.
1:19.2	I'm Milo Ebers.
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