Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. This week, cold case.

Laura brings the case against her boyfriend Dominic. She wants to install an air conditioner in

their new apartment. Laura says Dominic enjoys the heat while she enjoys a cooler climate.

Should Laura freeze him out, only one man can decide.

The girl is at your side. Are you going to do it? She wants to be your bride.

Are you going to do it? She wants to multiply. Are you going to do it? I know you won't be satisfied

until you do it. Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on. Some feel the heat and decide

that they can't go on. Some like it hot, but you can't tell how hot till you try. Some like it hot.

So let's turn up the heat till we fry. Feel the heat pushing you to decide. Feel the heat

burning you up ready or not. Bail of Jesse Thorn. Feel the heat. Swear them in.

Please rise and raise your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever? Yeah, I do. Do you swear to abide by

Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that living in Parkes, Brooklyn, he has no need

for an air conditioner as his home is cooled by an artisanal ice delivery service.

Yeah, very well, Judge Hodgman. Laura, Dominic, you may be seated for an immediate summary judgment

in one of your favors. Can either of you name the piece of popular, it was popular culture. I'll say

popular culture that I paraphrase as I entered the courtroom. Laura, Dominic, I'm not really

no idea. Yeah, and I yeah, also you're not named Laura, but I knew you were not going to get a

Dominic. Laura. You probably did a, go ahead. A thorn? Okay, that's that what do you know it or not?

I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to get into one of these mind games here. I'm not

going to let you. Is it a song? She said, is it a song? Well, I'll tell you it's not a thick poem.

It's not the epic. So I think that given the dog girl verse that Judge Hodgman just shared,

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