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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2014

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Leala's husband acts as her in-house hairdresser and helps her dye her hair each month. Now he wants to retire the gloves and send her to the salon.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:03.6	I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn.
0:05.2	This week, Laysay Hair.
0:07.6	Lila brings the case against her husband, Bo.
0:10.4	For many years, he's helped her dye her hair bright pink at home.
0:13.2	It's a process that takes several hours.
0:15.8	Bo says he's ready to retire the gloves and send Lila to have it done by a professional.
0:21.1	Lila says it saves money.
0:22.6	It's not hard for him to do and she wants him to continue to be her hairdresser in residence,
0:29.0	who's right, who's wrong, only one man can decide.
0:32.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:37.4	Thank you for changing my life.
0:40.5	My boyfriend Harold and I were keeping company for five years, but he never wanted to set
0:46.8	a date.
0:48.0	This may be very nervous.
0:49.6	I am 28 and my mother kept saying soon it would be too late for me.
0:54.6	Then I saw a clear all ad in the subway.
0:57.6	I dyed my hair blonde and that is how I am in Bermuda now on my honeymoon with Harold.
1:05.7	Bail of Jesse, swear the men.
1:07.4	Please rise and raise your right hands.
1:09.8	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:13.9	God or whatever?
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