Colbert Curtain Call
The Five
FOX News Podcasts
4.4 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everyone. I'm Emily Campano, along with Rosanna-Skato, Jessica Tarloff, Paul Morrow, and Tyrus. |
| 0:11.5 | It's 5 o'clock in New York City, and this is the 5. |
| 0:27.8 | It's curtains for Stephen Colbert, the longtime liberal late-night host, signing off for the final time last night, |
| 0:35.8 | after CBS pulled the plug on the late night show's 30-year run, which was losing $40 million a year. |
| 0:36.4 | Watch. |
| 0:40.1 | On night one of the Colbert rapport Report back in the day, I said, |
| 0:41.5 | anyone can read the news to you. |
| 0:43.9 | I promised to feel the news at you. |
| 0:48.3 | And I realized pretty soon in this job, |
| 0:49.5 | that our job over here was different. |
| 0:51.7 | We were here to feel the news with you. |
| 0:53.6 | And I don't know about you, |
| 0:55.7 | but I sure have felt it. |
| 1:06.9 | And the show's final week was jam-packed with the TDS All-Stars, like Bruce Springsteen and Robert De Niro, who ranted about President Trump one last time before the lights went out. |
| 1:12.1 | You're the first guy in America who's lost his show because we got a president who can't take a joke. What number were you thinking of? Okay. Yeah. Because I thought it would have been |
| 1:20.3 | 2 million point five or two and a half million. That's the number of Epstein files Trump still hasn't released. |
| 1:31.2 | But even Colbert's woke Hollywood pals didn't take it as hard as his biggest fans, |
| 1:36.8 | the liberal media, who fond over their late night martyr. |
| 1:41.1 | It's a sad night to see Stephen sign off, to see a president who can't take a joke go after anyone who can make one. |
| 1:47.6 | For those who say, oh, he was too political, too partisan, you know, always worry when they come for the comedians. |
| 1:55.4 | It breaks my heart. This is his last show. |
| 1:58.2 | Part of the authoritarian ethos is that God shall not be mocked. |
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