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Hello, everyone. I'm Joey Jones, along with Rachel Campos Duffy, Jessica Tarlov, and Dana Perino, and of course, Greg Gutfeld. It's 5 o'clock in New York City, and this is the 5.

Yeah, at long last after hiding the document like it was an arc of the covenant,

the DNC finally releasing their long-awaited autopsy and what went wrong for Kamala Harris in 2024.

It's nearly 200 pages long, shot full of embarrassing errors, spelling mistakes, and even a blank page labeled conclusion.

And the guy who commissioned it, DNC Chairman Ken Martin, disavowing the report itself, saying it does not meet our standards and he's just not proud.

So what does it say?

Well, it pins the blame on team Biden for failing to elevate his VP

before she took over the reins of the party and blasting Kamala for failing to address Trump's

they-them attacks. It also says the Democrats lost connection to working-class Americans

...