Hi, I'm Greg Gutfeld, along with Emily Campano, Harold Ford Jr., Jesse Waters, and her pull float is a bottle cap.

Dana Brino, this is a special edition of The Five.

It's Memorial Day, the unofficial kickoff to summer.

But before chowing down on barbecue or lathering sunscreen on Jesse for some fun in the sun,

let's not forget what today is about honoring and saluting our military heroes who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom.

We have a huge show ahead, starting with your fan mail questions.

So why don't we kick it off with this interesting one from Mary?

What is the most useless thing that you still have memorized?

Dana?

The first thing that comes to me is my first phone number.

Yes.

303-748-6-4-18.

Sorry for whoever has that number now.

What was the area code?

303.

303.

You remember your first phone number, home phone number?

Yes.

For sure.

415-345-0690. I don't remember, Mon. You don home phone? Yes. For sure. 415-345-0-06-90.

I don't remember, Mom. You don't? 346-7-7-9. What happens to those numbers? 5-10-2-9-1531. Well, wait, I know, mine. 215-8-4-309-41. It just came back to me. That's awesome. Yes. Your parents make sure that you know the number.

Yeah, it was amazing.

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