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The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia, and pretend we're experts.

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I'm Eli Bosnick, and I'll be the first quarter in the jukebox tonight, but I'll need some jump change to help keep the rhythm going. Tom, Cecil, and Noah. I think I've proven this chump will change. That's fair. Well, and Heath isn't here tonight, so I guess I'll have to be the quarter that awkwardly plays the same song that just played because he didn't realize it was already in the queue. Oh, yeah, we hate that. He hate that. Before you begin tonight, I'd like to take a moment to thank our patrons. Patrons, thanks to the thick, rusty nickels you press into our slots. The gears of this old goofs machine that keep on a turning. So tell us, Noah, what person plays the concept? Bonnet? Sometimes it's a poem. It doesn't always have a poem. Okay. Yeah. It's in the blood. Yeah. Thank you. So tell us, Noah, what person, place, thing, concept, phenomenon, or event we'll we be talking about today. So, yeah, so I figured after my last controversial essay about the exploits of Queen and Zinga, it would be good to stick with a safe topic that everybody can agree is deeply interesting and weaves a natural narrative, the history of coin operated machines.

Oh, my God.

If we want people to stop listening, we can just make the show my blog.

It's a time-tested strategy.

So tell us. Yeah, there's no episodes.

On hiatus. So tell us, Noah, why this particular flavor of old man perversion tonight?

Okay. I can't help it. I have a deep fascination with all the technology that dies in my lifetime.

Also, this was one of those weeks where I was like super busy and I had to just talk about something I already knew about.

All right.

So, I mean, this feels weird to ask, but what are coin operated machines?

There are machines that operate with coins, you dumbass i'm just saying my kids have no idea yeah right right right exactly

yeah i guarantee to gen z here so the first known coin operated machine dates all the way back

to the first century possibly the year six six, seven, we don't know,

when Hero of Alexandria devised a machine that would dispense a predetermined amount of

holy water when a coin was inserted. Because apparently taken more than your fair share of

holy water was such a big problem. They had to bring in the engineers about it. The machine

was pretty simple. You would drop a coin in. It would hit a pan, and then the weight of the engineers about it. The machine was pretty simple.

You would drop a coin in. It would hit a pan. And then the weight of the coin would tip the pan,

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