4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2025
⏱️ 151 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Originally Aired June 20, 2025: Drunk camel rides. Skipper. Everything you've ever wanted to know about heavily soiled monkey diapers.
Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:
Twitter/X: @93XHAMS
Facebook: @93XHAMS
Instagram: @93XHAMS
Email the show: [email protected]
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | Hey, podcast, pals. |
0:01.1 | Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
0:05.5 | Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now. |
0:11.5 | That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating. |
0:13.9 | I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best. |
0:20.1 | Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family, |
0:22.7 | not just another name on the list. |
0:24.5 | That's standard. |
0:25.4 | Check out standardheating.com and tell him Dana sent you. |
0:28.4 | The 93X-HER. Well, Wood your looky here. |
0:49.6 | We're about ready to put a bow on this pig. |
0:54.0 | And how do you say this, Josh? |
0:57.0 | File another friggin work week into the damn books. |
1:01.3 | And we sure as hell hope some of you are in the same spot. |
1:06.0 | I couldn't say it any better than Milwaukee Grizzly Heez's, |
1:11.7 | who sent us a text already. |
1:14.8 | There's some bitch said this. |
1:16.1 | He said, put it in reverse, Terry. |
1:19.4 | It's the weekend. |
1:22.0 | Hell yes. |
1:23.3 | Put it in reverse, Uncle Terry. |
1:25.9 | It's a great way to say it. |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in 19 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.