Ultimate F-Off Week: Day #1

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2025

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Originally Aired June 23, 2025: BEES! The Cuck King has been crowned. Everything you wanna know about learning life skills from social media.

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0:00.0	Hey, podcast, pals.
0:01.1	Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:05.5	Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now.
0:11.5	That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating.
0:13.9	I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best.
0:20.1	Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family,
0:22.7	not just another name on the list.
0:24.5	That's standard.
0:25.4	Check out standardheating.com and tell him Dana sent you.
0:28.4	The 93X-Hareth morning show.
0:32.1	Ninety-three air.
0:41.1	All right, fair enough.
0:44.0	With nothing but love in our hearts,
0:47.1	we welcome you to the 93X half-ass morning show.
0:50.6	You know, usually it would be just another miserable Monday around here, but
0:55.4	today is a little bit different. Today holds many different meanings for this year radio
1:02.0	program. It's day one of our summertime ultimate F-off week. All right, that's one significant.
1:12.4	It is day one of Booz Cruise Week.
1:17.0	And it's the return of Smashley.
1:22.6	I'm so glad to be back.
1:23.7	It's nice to have you back.
1:24.9	I miss you guys so much.
	...

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