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🗓️ 5 March 2022
⏱️ 74 minutes
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0:00.0 | I've destroyed a bathroom. |
0:01.8 | Like I took the door and I just like rammed it and it broke the lock and some girl was just in the locker room like are you okay and I'm like obviously not. |
0:10.0 | Um see I don't know guys were all fine. |
0:13.0 | You should put your clothes into tennis. |
0:15.0 | It's a great outlet for any sort of like emotional trauma. |
0:33.0 | What's up guys welcome to hell I'm Hannah burner and we're in tennis hell with I don't know how I got this guest. |
0:41.0 | She's one of the greatest tennis players in the fucking world on the planet in the universe in the stratosphere. |
0:47.0 | She's one the junior US open she's one the US open in doubles clearly she just rocks out in New York. |
0:53.0 | Um she's California gal and she's on the pod it's Coco van away. |
0:59.0 | Well we know how I got on the podcast if I was just sliding in the DM like crazy trying to get noticed and recognized by Hannah and she was leaving me on red leaving me ghosted and finally she just told me to let me become part of the burning and hell squad. |
1:17.0 | I am so happy that you're on because do you know that you've known me for a while. |
1:23.0 | Yes so mean as the one that told me about this she showed me the article back in the day when I forget what newspaper it was in our magazine or something and she's like this girl claiming she played you do you remember this and I'm like. |
1:38.0 | I have to honestly say back in the day what was it 10s or 12 I can't remember this. |
1:47.0 | I have like a vivid memory of playing you and my fiance and I love watching tennis now even though it's like past my active tennis days but we watch all the tennis channel we love the smaller tournaments we like getting and he's he's very into cocoa he's very like how's cocoa doing what she up to how's cocoa serve whatever so I explained to him how I know all the girls. |
2:15.0 | Because I'll be like oh you know and Easter bowl you know we both you know got water together I don't know anyway so we played in the 14 and unders and you were like a decently high seed and I think it was a super nationals and I was like a scrappy annoying player I was your worst nightmare back in the day like you definitely were like and not in a good mood she woke up wrong side of the bed that day. |
2:44.0 | And I got up five to. |
2:47.0 | And but you were kind of giving it to me like I wasn't like playing spectacular and you were full on actually you were full on taking and I was like this is great I just need everything to keep going this way I'm like I hate so much I don't know one thing about her we really walk on court rock guys and I know I just hate her got and we haven't even hit one ball across from that to each other but I hate her so |
3:10.0 | that's the end of the story as in tennis there's like like cocoa is a huge power player where I was more defensive like you would have called me a pusher back in the day and I would have been like as you call me a pusher. |
3:23.0 | And it was clay. |
3:25.0 | I know you are not happy yeah you're in a bad mood and I remember thinking like if she if the she keeps this up I'm going to win this match and it was the first round. |
3:35.0 | And at five to you broke your racket. |
3:40.0 | That's mashed it to the point that the ref from like three courts down ran over and was like bitch you that's a point penalty you your rack is done for life. |
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