New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas with Monét X Change (RE-RELEASE)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Does eating black-eyed peas on New Year's Eve bring you good fortune? Langston and David welcome drag superstar Monét X Change (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) to discuss this very popular superstition. Why do we cook these legumes? Does this tradition bring good fortune? Also, is a tomato a berry? Of course, we dive into the history of this conspiracy and learn a lot of things along the way: Britney Spears' reggae jam, how to properly eat mangoes, and more importantly...that we're all lucky to be at a Cheesecake Factory.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.2 | Look how crazy it is that at some point, two people decided to introduce Superman. |
| 0:11.6 | And Superman has now become ubiquitous in sort of our lexicon, in the human experience, right? |
| 0:18.5 | You don't think there's any possibility that there's some imaginers sitting somewhere |
| 0:23.5 | going, what if he's Superman but can't fly? |
| 0:27.3 | Or if he's just a black dude that kind of is Superman? |
| 0:30.0 | That's what you think. |
| 0:31.0 | That's not what they said about Tyson Beckford. |
| 0:34.1 | If I was making him in a pot I'd be like All right |
| 0:38.0 | We're gonna get an Asian guy |
| 0:39.1 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| 0:41.3 | A little jerk chicken |
| 0:45.1 | Yeah |
| 0:45.6 | Then we're gonna flip the whole shit |
| 0:47.2 | Because he's really gonna secretly be |
| 0:48.9 | Jamaican |
| 0:49.4 | And make him bump his hell |
| 0:51.5 | Imagine an Asian flambay |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah You could slice it backford Ooh They're making bump his hell. Imagine an Asian flambay. Yeah. |
| 0:56.1 | You can slice it backward. |
| 1:00.9 | The government growing babies. |
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