Oliver Tree Goes Off On Met Gala Attendees | Jeff FM | 205
JEFF FM
Jeff Wittek
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back. |
| 0:05.0 | Mom! |
| 0:06.0 | Up the stairs for something. |
| 0:08.0 | Ugh, back down, no idea what I went up for. |
| 0:12.0 | Mom, what's for dinner? |
| 0:14.0 | Chop, sizzle, done. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello Fresh can't slow life down, but it makes bringing everyone together around the table a whole lot easier. |
| 0:23.4 | So it's phones down, forks up. |
| 0:25.5 | Hello Fresh. Bring back dinner time. |
| 0:29.7 | We have a new member of the team. |
| 0:33.3 | What's the most money you ever paid a woman to have sex with her? |
| 0:36.9 | Stop moving, Doug. You just messed up your hair. Do you like those Scientology speed runs? Actually, I can't say anything about Scientology. Why? He used to be out on the corner. He was dealing in drugs. Got himself a barber's chair and gave awesome cuts. Now he's a podcaster. His life he'll talk about it with us. And now it's Jeff FFM. All right, guys. Today on the show, we have my good friend. He's been on the show a couple times in the past. He just dropped a new album. It's called Love You Madly, Hate You Badly. Yes, sir. Does I get it right in that order? You got it right. |
| 1:11.1 | He invited me to his album release party. It was so cool. I had the time of my life there. He's lying. It was a good time. And I liked your speech that you gave at the end of it. It showed that you matured. You really progressed in life. You've came a long way. You're dressing cooler nowadays. you hit me up for a haircut, |
| 1:28.0 | but we're doing a pod instead |
| 1:29.2 | because I just want to sit down |
| 1:30.3 | and have a nice, but we're doing a pod instead because I just want to sit down, have a nice mature conversation. |
| 1:31.4 | I love it. |
| 1:32.2 | Pick your brain and react to some pop culture topics. |
| 1:35.7 | Maybe the Met Gall will talk about some outfits and stuff. |
| 1:38.6 | I know your big fashion guy too. |
| 1:40.5 | What's the gala? |
| 1:41.7 | It's like where all these like big celebrities go, sacrifice kids, eat children, and take pictures |
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