Closure Call PT 2: He Broke Up With Her Because He Likes Her?!

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🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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She reluctantly started dating her best friend. A month later, he broke it off and didn't give her a reason. She wants to know why? We reached out to him and got answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it, the Bert show.
0:02.0	Well, they just couldn't keep it in their emotional pants.
0:05.6	Whoa!
0:06.6	Okay, then.
0:07.6	Emotional pants, and probably physical pants.
0:11.5	They were best friends for like a year and I will say this no I don't know if this is your
0:16.0	experience but I certainly have been this guy I'm not gonna lie to you guys that I have
0:20.9	been friends with women hoping someday that there's just going to be a little
0:30.2	opening. I'm going to slip through it. And this might have been him too.
0:34.0	Yeah, I did, I definitely did that.
0:36.0	I only did it once though because being in a friend zone is not fun.
0:38.0	Oh, it's terrible.
0:39.0	I'm just waiting.
0:40.0	And then faking like when they're having a bad time in their relationship and you're like the shoulder to lean on, oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
0:46.2	But half you in your head are like, oh, man, this is my chance.
0:49.4	This is not breaking news for women.
0:52.2	We know what y'all are up to.
0:54.0	We can sense it and we're just hoping that you get the message
0:57.1	that it's gonna keep it in the friend zone.
0:58.6	And then there's always that awkward moment
1:00.4	when you do decide to like make your feelings known and then we have to sit there and be like
1:05.0	Eh you just ruined it.
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