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Bert And Abby Open Up About Their Therapy Struggles

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Abby might need therapy after going to therapy, but she's not the only one going through therapy struggles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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changes we can all start to make today. Get it. The Bert show. So my therapist and Abby's therapist have one major thing, major, major difference.

1:10.0

Mine shows up.

1:12.0

Happy's going to tell you in a second. Mind shows up. Up.

1:14.0

Happy's going to say in a second that she gets ghosted by her therapist.

1:17.0

So I wouldn't even going to mention this this week because we've had so many like bumbers and low points on the show that I thought all right you know what I'm

1:23.4

not even gonna tell this this week but in all honesty I closed on my new house on

1:29.9

Monday I was not very happy. This is the very first time that I've ever closed on a home. You know usually when you close it's like it's so exciting

1:39.1

starting a new chapter, right? It's a whole, I like change for the most part, so it's an exciting thing,

1:46.3

you know, you're starting a different chapter, it's a new journey and all that. And, well, this is my

1:51.1

third house now in three years, so I'm a little humiliated.

1:55.0

And as I was sitting there and I was signing the papers, all of the people that were in that room

2:01.0

have been there for all three of my closing so there are a whole bunch of

2:05.3

jokes flying left and right as I walked in there which I was I was joking about it also but I felt a little

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